Think about it, half of your young teenage life; girls been finger popping themselves so now u get some dick and u want a empire state building size dick smh. Listen measure your finger you’ll see it’s no bigger then 3 1/2 inches (I checked lol). So this comes to the next conclusion “motion of the ocean” corny but true, ::side note:: they also should come up with a slogan for a nice thick fat dick but anyway… It’s all how the dude works the pussy and also double points for the tongue game. From convos with my homeboy Some chicks can’t even take half the inches, so ladies stop making the fellas feel like there’s a size requirement…*Advice* if it’s that bad use him for head, Yum!!!
The machine was already booting up as Jane opened the door. That familiar Vista jingle that resonated from her lips to her groin. The laptop’s screen flared to life. ‘Come to me, child,’ the motherly voice called, a thin film of sweat already forming on her finger-worn keys. ‘I can teach you things, I can show you your deepest, darkest desires.’
Jane sat, lifting the device on to her thighs. The fans were warm against her bare flesh. She barely had time to raise her hands before the browser took control, guiding her down that path of no return. Jane watched as the Youtube logo appeared, the first video of Keyboard Cat began to load and the ecstasy began.
Hope you guys enjoy this weeks Fanged Friday Fan Fiction
It shouldn’t be this hard. Choosing between the brothers.
I love Stefan. I always have.
Damon is evil. A killer. But still, we had been through a lot, trying to save Stefan. I had seen a side of him that others never saw. He had been there, when….when it happened. He had comforted me. Still, Stefan was what we did it for. He would have done everything Damon had done and more, if he could have. This was all to save Stefan. Then why was it so hard to tell Damon goodbye. Why? Why? Why………..
Teddy Pendergrass has passed away but his memory stays with us. Although we weren’t as familiar with his catalogue as we would’ve liked to be, we understand how tracks like this one, “Turn Off The Lights, ” “If You Don’t Know Me By Now” and “Love TKO” have helped the evolution of soul music and developed a greater appreciation for sexy tunes. His imprint stays on the heart of music today.
Today’s the day! Well, actually you’ll have to wait until 7:00 p.m. EST tonight before you can get your hands on my latest book release Angel’s Master.
If you love pirates, history, love, romance, a battle on the high seas then this story is for you!
Blurb: The year is 1822 and life on the high seas just became more complicated for Ethan Williams. He’s a pirate with a conscience, and even though killing and plundering are his way of life, he’s searching for much more—and he’s tired of being alone.
Jacqueline Massey is connected with the American Navy. It’s her job to trick men into revealing they are indeed pirates. The guilt she feels about sending them to their doom is equaled only by her longing to be loved. But Jacqueline has a secret—one that has intertwined her fate with Ethan’s for longer than he’s known.
Can destiny bring together a pirate and an angel during the season of miracles, or will a watery death by Davy Jones locker drown their love?
Excerpt #1
“Enough violence.” Jacqueline ripped the weapon from his hand and laid it carefully on one of the only intact tables. “You need a doctor.” The metallic smell of blood made her stomach pitch. “Let me run for Doc Allenson, and–”
“I don’t think so, ma’am.” The pirate interrupted her. He holstered his pistol and dagger with a wicked grin on his lips. “You will accompany me instead. And I always get what I want.”
The excitement from earlier turned into a cold panic as he advanced upon her. “No. I’m not going anywhere with you.” She scrambled to her feet. Her knees shook so badly, she thought she might slump to the floor. “Stay away.”
“Come willingly, and your grace and dignity will remain intact, or I can take you kicking and screaming, but either way, you leave with me.” He held out a hand, and the long, slim fingers beckoned with their offer of freedom or ruin.
Jacqueline couldn’t determine which she craved more. She swallowed and looked to Alexander for help.
“We will come after you, Jackie.” He winced and pressed his hand to his wound. Blood oozed around the fingers. “I’d rather you be alive and in need of rescue, than dead before me because of stubbornness. At least this way, we have a chance.”
Coward. Her stomach pitched at the fact Alexander took a bullet for her, but his smug, arrogant smile killed the emotion. Jacqueline itched to slap his face, but doubted it would do any good. She glanced at the pirate, and the mocking glint in his dark eyes made her heart race. She glared. “I’ll come with you, but if you lay a hand on me, you will be sorry.”
His bark of laughter unnerved her. “We are well beyond that, my dear.”
As she backed away, he scooped her up and threw her over his shoulder as if she weighed no more than a down-filled pillow. “Put me down!” She beat her fists against his back, noting with alarm that he was indeed as well muscled as she thought.
“All in good time.” With those parting words, he carried her through the maze of broken furniture and into the humid night.
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The teaming up of Polariod and Lady Gaga as their ”Creative Director and Inventor of Speciality Products”, should make for an interesting product line. I have to admit I’m curious and excited to see what Lady Gaga creates for Polariod; I’m sure it will be super sexy and quirky.
Polaroid and Lady Gaga team up for new product line – Jan. 7, 2010
When we talk one of our models into wearing the smallest, sexiest bikinis they’ve ever worn, more often than not, the bikini that causes her curves to spill out all over the place is a Flirt bikini.
Flirt Bikini Girl
Check them out for the Hoochie Girl in YOUR life… if you’re lucky enough to have one, that is..
Miley Cyrus, the most pimped out star of the past three years with hit records, films, and those teenage tits and ass. Now she’s been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 by tweens and teens, according to an online poll on Wednesday.
Cyrus, 16, took 42 percent of votes in the poll for AOL’s JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website aimed at 9-15 year-olds, pushing Britney Spears and rapper Kanye West into second and third places, respectively, in a section on worst celebrity influences of the year.
The ranking follows a year which has seen Cyrus blowing a 20 year-old model, making "slant eyes" in an informal snapshot mocking Asians, and being pole-dancing on a teen awards show.
Cyrus also came in No. 4 in the category of favorite female artist, behind 19-year-old country sensation Taylor Swift, "I Kissed a Girl" singer Katy Perry and R&B star Beyonce. The poll attracted almost 50,000 votes.
Oh just in case there any doubt that gravity defying boob to the right belongs to Miley the full frontal’s below:
I’ve been so busy I haven’t uploaded anything to this blog in nearly a week. Here’s a really quick drawing of a mermaid. Kinda half assed really. Sorry about that. Anyway, she has webbed fingers. That’s nifty, huh? Well, wish I could stick around and discuss this fine artwork but I gotta go. I’ll try to draw something better next time.
