Janine Lindemulder-Femme Fatale
Slurp, tongue piercings are oh so sexy! I am personally quite baffled by the prospect of existing without my personal one. The few times I have had to remove it because of occasions which deemed it “improper”, it felt like an actual body part was taken out. Make no mistake, it was never my choice and the sharp flesh colored replacement didn’t make up for the feeling of my usual sexy metal ball. Horrible withdrawals!
Celebrity Drew Barrymore sports her tongue metal…
And no, I do not belong to the crowd that plays with it endlessly, knocking it on the teeth, chewing and tugging on it. There are Milkbones for that my friends. I actually find it quite unattractive and a bit of a nuisance.
The obvious question has always been: Soooooo, why do you have that in your mouth? Is that for….like….uhhhmmmm, you know…?! (Giggle…). With a tilted head, pondering with eyes gazing into outer space, I answer: Let me think about that for a minute or so…YES, it is! Anything else you would care to know?
The actual piercing process is quite enjoyable and pretty painless. Imagine a bar of soap, take a knitting needle and stick it all the way through. That is pretty much equal to the steps of a tongue impalement. Honestly! Immediately after, you swell up and lisp for a day or so, but look at the bright side of things; one of the main items on the edible menu is ice pops, how bad can it be?!
If you want to experience something that I personally find tremendously enjoyable, make an appointment at your local store. Be sure to check that their standards meet all the safety and sterile requirements. You wouldn’t want to end up having to cut your tongue out if something went wrong…even though silence can be a virtue!
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