Happy Birthday <3
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“It’s almost February, you know what that means.” – Him
“That it’s almost your BIRTHDAY?!” – Me
“Oh…I was going to say, time to pay rent.” – Him
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“Hah! They said I was thirty!” – Him, looking at a hospital record
“You are thirty.” – Me
“What? Oh…oh yeah.” – Him
“How old did you think you were?” – Me
“I don’t know…thirty-one?” – Him
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“Why are you doing this to me? It’s like showing drugs to a…drug-alcohol-person.” – Him
“A drug-alcohol-person.” – Me
“Junkie. Junkie was the word I was looking for.” – Him
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“I like to eat M-S-G…Your eyes are like big black beans…” – Him, singing to himself
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“Oh…oh my god…it’s amazing.” – Him, looking at a gator-shaped ceramic bowl in TJ Maxx Home Goods
“A gator bowl?” – Me
“Yes! I could eat almonds out of it. An almond gator dish! We HAVE TO GET IT.” – Him
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